Squirrel Stash

Random musings, art, and music from my squirrel stash to you.

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  1. "what you deserve, is a guy who adores you for what you are. Who doesn’t see you as a project, but as a prize."
    —the truth about forever, Sarah Dessen (via kari-shma)
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  2. acewepeel: jermainia: GPOYW - “I swear I’ll be more pleasant AFTER I finish my coffee” Edition It was the worst accident I ever seen.

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    jermainia:

    GPOYW - “I swear I’ll be more pleasant AFTER I finish my coffee” Edition

    It was the worst accident I ever seen.

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  3. "I’m selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best."
    —Marilyn Monroe (via kari-shma) (via quote-book)
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  4. loveyourchaos: I have the same scar <3

    loveyourchaos:

    I have the same scar <3

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  5. kari-shma: iammattjordan:thefranticsearch:thentherewasyou:blahblahologist:silverstars:imthetindog:likeadoll: Michael: Never, ever, ever give up.

    kari-shma:

    iammattjordan:thefranticsearch:thentherewasyou:blahblahologist:silverstars:imthetindog:likeadoll: Michael: Never, ever, ever give up.

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  6. (via fuckyeahhappy)

    (via fuckyeahhappy)

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  7. stuffhipstershate: Photos Like This One Jesus H. Christ, this is everything I hate in a photo. I’m speechless. No, actually… More than one person is looking into the camera and smiling. If anyone ever notices me skulking around with my Nikon N2000, I take my finger off the shutter, stat. They’re at a bar. You can see their fucking drinks on the table (with twists) and the background is a black booth. Really aesthetically pleasing, girls. It’s after sunset. Never take pictures after sunset. Flash is for the weak and stupid. This is probably one of 18 nearly identical photos they put on Facebook in an album entitled “Saturday Night’s Alright” or “Big Pimpin’ Up in NYC” or “It’s Like I Waited my Whole Life for This One Night.” Fuck. I need to get this image out of my mind. Let’s go to the waterfront and take pictures of each other lolling on a blanket in the dappled sunlight. You bring the Polaroid camera, I’ll bring the Dewar’s. (Photo) I hate these kind of pics too. Let&#8217;s not forget to point out the &#8220;White Chicks with Gang Signs&#8221; aka &#8220;Scissor Gang Mafia.&#8221; It&#8217;s starting to irk me more and more everytime I see some Trixies throwing these up! Enough already!

    stuffhipstershate:

    Photos Like This One

    Jesus H. Christ, this is everything I hate in a photo. I’m speechless. No, actually…

    1. More than one person is looking into the camera and smiling. If anyone ever notices me skulking around with my Nikon N2000, I take my finger off the shutter, stat.
    2. They’re at a bar. You can see their fucking drinks on the table (with twists) and the background is a black booth. Really aesthetically pleasing, girls.
    3. It’s after sunset. Never take pictures after sunset. Flash is for the weak and stupid.
    4. This is probably one of 18 nearly identical photos they put on Facebook in an album entitled “Saturday Night’s Alright” or “Big Pimpin’ Up in NYC” or “It’s Like I Waited my Whole Life for This One Night.”

    Fuck. I need to get this image out of my mind. Let’s go to the waterfront and take pictures of each other lolling on a blanket in the dappled sunlight. You bring the Polaroid camera, I’ll bring the Dewar’s.

    (Photo)

    I hate these kind of pics too. Let’s not forget to point out the “White Chicks with Gang Signs” aka “Scissor Gang Mafia.” It’s starting to irk me more and more everytime I see some Trixies throwing these up! Enough already!

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  8. Hipster Olympics (via P0YKPAC)

    LMAO this is great and so true… cracked me up.

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  9. MC Lars - “Hipster Girl” video (via MCLarsnett)

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  10. YouTube - ‘Bacon is good for me!’

    This kid’s got personality!

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  11. Death Risk Rankings

    calculates your risk of dying in the next year and allows you to compare that risk to others in the world

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  12. The life lessons of Burning Man / Is there anything you *can't* learn from the insane desert art festival?

    “As I’ve been lured back to the sweltering, dusty sexed-up madness that is Burning Man again this year — my sixth time — by a gaggle of delicious friends, I am hereby reminded of a few hundred truths, half-truths, outright lies and astonishing epiphanies offered up by the world-famous, Christian-feared, beautifully debauched, sensory overloaded, impossible-to-describe art-survivalist-camping-rave megaspectacle now underway in the remote Nevada desert…”

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  13. suicideblonde: mudwerks:technohell:kaktak: Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas - Johnny Depp [He’z in yer Doorz of Perception…steelin yur mind…]

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    mudwerks:technohell:kaktak:

    Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas - Johnny Depp

    [He’z in yer Doorz of Perception…steelin yur mind…]